1. They say “black don’t crack” but whatever the hell Gwen Stefani is drinking is working for her as well.
2. Lorde is the heir of Salazar Slytherin.
3. Ariana Grande sounds like a menu option at Starbucks.
4. Taylor Swift still looks like Peter Cottontail.
5. Sam Smith was hittin’ those Tank “Maybe I Deserve” runs.
6. Adam Levine is what happens when Axe body spray becomes self aware.
7. Beyoncé > God.
8. Seriously, Beyoncé is everything. Swear, I was waiting for someone to grab the mic and say “if you believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Beyoncé lived, died and rose for you, you will be saved.”